Welcome, Weary, or Unweary, Souls
WELL HELLO THERE. This website is a site on the web? No way. Here on the website of the url that is directs to the actual web address of this site. That's how all website urls work. anyway this website is for putting myself out to the internet in the face of this cruel, cruel, world.... I just want to be someone in someone's mind. I'm so f***ing lonely. Anyhow, look around. This is like a house except it's not a house, it is actually a website. So explore my website or go commit tax fraud, I do not decide how you spend your time.
I've said the word website 9 times on this page, if you include me saying website in the previous paragraph as well as the three instances of the word website in this sentence you are reading right now.